Thirsty bitch — For the fern that needs water every single day and has the audacity to still wilt.
Laser-etched into solid cherry wood, this plant stake says what your plant won't. Approx. 5.5" tall, sized to sit comfortably in a 4–6" pot without overpowering it. Grain and tone vary slightly since it's real wood — no two are exactly alike.
Makes a great gift for the plant person in your life who has a sense of humor and at least one dramatic houseplant.
