{"product_id":"punny-plant-stakes-funny-plant-markers-please-dont-die","title":"Punny Plant Stake: Please don't die","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease don't die\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — A gentle request. Mostly to yourself.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLaser-etched into solid cherry wood, this plant stake says what your plant won't. Approx. 5.5\" tall, sized to sit comfortably in a 4–6\" pot without overpowering it. Grain and tone vary slightly since it's real wood — no two are exactly alike.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mossy Paws Rare Plant Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51498637820182,"sku":"8","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0996\/5902\/2614\/files\/df2ade6ea3a40d708e9a61183051aba48acc92f9d8a9016b3ff97ad2c40c4ab7_5fb8e063-6d42-452c-afce-37e7a2dc92aa.jpg?v=1783173322","url":"https:\/\/mossypawsrareplants.com\/products\/punny-plant-stakes-funny-plant-markers-please-dont-die","provider":"Mossy Paws Rare Plants","version":"1.0","type":"link"}